I’m not normal. Here is the evidence:

I like sleep

I sleep too much. It’s a problem. But I also want more sleep. The world is against me.

I like whiskey

Follow me on Instagram @keenonthewhiskeyscene to see just how much I love whiskey.

I like shorts

I wear them all the time. Except when my shorts need ironing and I’ll wear joggers. I like comfy shorts and on special occasions fancy shorts.